No commission openings. ANYWHERE.

Thanks furverts. Yiff in hell.

Holy crap, I'm alive FURK YEAR! Just wanted to let you people know what's been going on with me.

My gun hobby is going strong and I've become quite the OPERATOR OPERATOR. I'll be attending a gun show in Saratoga Springs, NY this Friday the 28th. I'm on the hunt for a Mosin Nagant, or the Moist Nugget as some call it.

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What's really interesting about this old rifle is that because it uses corrosive ammo, you have to pour boiling hot water down the barrel and Windex the sucker to get the crap out of the barrel. Jesus Crust, I'm hesitant to shoot my M4 (another new toy of mine) out in the rain let alone pour a bucket of boiling water down it. But hey, those are antiques for ya'.

In more depressing news, I've been laid off from my job. But to be honest, as good as the money was, I'm glad I was shitcanned from that hellhole. Having to bodyslam criminally insane and violent mentally challenged lunatics has done a number on my blood pressure and I'm not entirely sure how long I could have stayed in that place anyway what with all the corruption and bureaucratic BS going on. There's a security position I know of that I'd like to have elsewhere, but until then, I'll settle for some part-time stuff and enjoy the down time. Maybe I'll even start drawing again? As soon as I get over my intimidation of much, much better artists than myself, that is...

As for coyotes, I had to chase one away from the front of my house. It was in the process of killing someone's cat right there on my front steps. Shit was NOT cash.

So long '08, and welcome '09.

Christmas was pretty good for me this year. Instead of going with the usual games 'n movies combo however, I decided on something a little more practical. Inspired by all the hooplah surrounding the 2nd Amendment and President-Elect Barack Obama's desire to ban assault weapons nationwide, I had Santa bring me two interesting items. A Saiga .223, and a Mossberg 500 Tactical Persuader 12-gauge. I'll have to post some tacticool pics at some point.

What else did all of you get?

It's November the 14th. Guess wut?

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Well, I'm off to eat cake and pwn Locusts in GoW2 horde mode. See you on the front line!

So I missed Halloween. I have to admit, that's really odd for me. 0_o

November is proving to be an interesting month. Gears of War 2 is coming out, my b-day is on the 14th, I'll be getting a job that will FINALLY allow me to live on my own, and we've learned that the American presidential electoral process still works after all. Also, my drawing skills are really starting to come together on this new tablet pc of mine. I can say with confidence that I've really come a long way since those days I (badly) used colored pencils which, to this day, still look like crayon when used by me. XD

Also, I am completely and utterly addicted to Dead Space. The Necromorphs are fucking terrifying and the sounds of violence and mechanical failure that fills the air aboard the Ishimura really immerses you into the game. And when you die, you realistically die in gruesome ways I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemies.

Somebody get this game away from me. Please.

Oh! And by the way:

"Remember, remember, the 5th of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and plot.
I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot."